sofiaauditores:

*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight

demigods: our parents ignore us and use us as pawns
the gods: *looks at zeus*
zeus:
zeus:
zeus: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

graceonce:

Ever wondered what American Horror Story: Asylum would be like with an (inappropriate) laugh track?

Now you don’t have to!

foreordain:

i haven’t drawn anything in like a month i’m sorry here have some enj and r

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

mrspacmandammit:

homocidol:

i hate when guys say shit like “why would you cut your hair? guys don’t like girls with short hair” that’s like watching someone else make a sandwich for their self and saying “why are you putting tomatoes in it? i don’t like tomatoes”

This is fucking amazing.

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

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theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

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icarly-official:

if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:

  • shrimp
  • pork
  • obesity
  • torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
  • wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
  • cutting your hair
  • shaving
  • tattoos
  • and working on Sundays

are all listed as abominations in the bible as well

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